Just finished writing my Arthurian Literature midterm. A small thank you to the characters that made Tennyson's stories stick in my mind.

First off, Edur, thank you for being a very patient and gentlemanly Gareth. I know Bellona's Lynette was a cantankerous, child-eating, fire-breathing harpy who called you things like knave and kitchen scullion, but good job being a gentleman and a true knight defeating those brothers who had imprisoned her sister. And you do know, in the end, she does come to love you. Because you're just that awesome.

Secondly, to Zarian, thanks for putting up with me making you to be the boorish, jerkface, Geraint who didn't believe his wife was being faithful. Glad you finally believed her and saved her before she was raped. Regan, the difference between you and Enid was that she didn't actually commit infidelity, but good job faking it anyway.

I owe an apology to Elise, you were a great Elaine, sorry for letting you die on a barge when Zarian's Lancelot didn't return your love and instead brought all those diamonds to Regan's Guinevere. If it's any consolation, he realizes that you loved him more than she loves him and goes emo and wishes he was never born. I guess that probably didn't help, at least he admitted you had feelings for him.

But mostly, thank you to Sam for volunteering so easily to be Gawain. Right when we heard instead of going to seek the grail he partyed it up with some ladeez you were all over that part. By-the-by, good job at telling a very innocent Carlisle as Pelleas that you'd help him out with the red headed Ettarre. I know in the end she died in despair in love with him and he went to become the Red Knight, but I mean you got to sleep with her and all her maidens in a pavilion, we both know you got lucky that night.

Thanks.

PS. Carlisle, I know you wanted to be a kickass Mark of Cornwall but did you really have to stab Aaron's Sir Tristam in the back after he tried to give your wife a necklace? Btw. Aaron. Way to be a jerk and tell all the ladies that they weren't the queen of beauty.

omfg this is awesome hahahaha

for once Corus does not ruin your life, but makes studying easier!

... we should start making study guides starring Corusians.